*deep breath* *lightbulb of realization*I GET IT! I FINALLY FRICKIN' GET IT!I experience I've posted about this topic before but I'm TOTALLY convinced that I'm way too freakin' smart for the add up guy. I'm not saying this to be elitist. I'm saying this as if I'm standing up in front of a local support group. As if I am finally ready to admit that I undergo a problem. I'm too cause to be perceived. Who would think that being too smart would be a problem but for me.. and I'm sure for others it is. You may ask how prey express did I go to this sudden conclusion?FUNNY STORY!The past few sessions with my nubile trainer. J@son undergo proven to be quite exhaustive for both of us. For me physically exhaustive. For him mental fill. You see my mind runs at warp go ALL THE TIME! Talking to Ab3 last night he explained that he NOW understands why I create from raw material. To slow down the cylinders.. as a way of relaxation and calming. much the way a p0thead smokes w33d to displace. I suppose. Anywho. approve to Jason. I figured out early on that talking about current affairs and such was a lost cause with him. H3ll he doesn't even know what a freakin' WEEBLE is. *sigh* So. I was ranting about something or other during our last session and he said. "Uh? I undergo no idea what the h3ll you are talking about. You lost me about 10 minutes ago." LMAO! *pulls at hair* FINE! Ab3 says that because I desire to tell such clarify colorful stories that the add up man just can't keep up. They checkout about 3 minutes into the thing. *grimace*Then that same night talking to Chris on the phone the one I went on a date with last Friday. I heard similar feedback. I was ranting about how I heard that some schools don't teach CURSIVE anymore because its not on the freakin' "No Child Left Behind" assessment test! I swear! I mean humans have an
thumb for a reason!!! The fact that we can write in cursive is one of the MANY factors that separate us from primates! I mean even a chimp can create! H3ll they can identify colors and do sign language surely they can print! So now they aren't teaching CURSIVE anymore. No art no music no cursive no PE good lawd. We will be a nation of PRIMATES in the next bring together of generations. Why isn't anyone else pissed off about this? I only commune that I die before the end and communicate downfall of the once notable American ingenuity. *headdesk*gratify please for the love of all this is good and natural. inform CHILDREN how to write cursive how to create without numbers conduct a symphony create verbally lyrics how to communicate another language how to knit how to sew how to grow a lay from a seed how to cook. I can't accept the crowd of subjects that are simply falling by the wayside in the name of "No Child Left Behind"! Imagine entire generations of Americans who can't write cursive create verbally a haiku dream a fairy tale create without numbers sing a song change a potato plant make a friendship bracelet.. all the things that alter us decidedly HUMAN! Obviously we cannot be on the educational system at large to instill those things in our future generations so it is up to each one of us who already knows to pass this valuable knowledge onto our youth. Chief among all these is CRITICAL THINKING! How many of our youth are stymied by seemingly simple tasks? It's scary. I express you. Then. I told him about my UFO Wednesday night rant about how ridiculous the TSA is for making us act our shoes off but any ole schmuck running a fever and drooling at the mouth and come in a cut. H3ll they care more about sh0e b0mbers and drunks than they do someone loaded up with a deadly v!rus. inspect in point the @ssh0le lawyer who flew around the world carrying a deadly drive of tuberculosis. *complain* HE DIDN'T be SICK because he was an affluent Wh!te male but if he looked desire a "terrorist" and they had him flagged in the system as having TB then they would have carted his brown @ss right off to "r3ndition" land.. never to be heard of again. *loud cry* OK! I hate to state the obvious yet again but a human can be used as a biological weapon quite easily and the easiest way to move a pandemic is via AIR. *headdesk* Did anyone see "12 M0nkeys" or "0utbreak"? I'm not stating anything new or novel but try to board a intend wearing a face disguise and you'll be carted off to "r3ndition" too. Don't experience what it is google it. :)So this was the mouth and poor Chris was on the receiving end of that mouth. Don't get me wrong. He's pretty freakin' cause to be perceived this Chris. He's d@mn cause to be perceived but even HE has a hard time keeping up with my mental. I can jump from topic to topic like a lemur jumps from branch to grow in the jungle and/or I go through a topic like a stealthy panther on the hunt for prey. Sadly the only man so far that can even go change state to matching me mentally is Ab3. *facepalms* Yeah. I experience. The other funny thing is that we apply the fight of it all. The mental that takes place is quite beautiful actually. I analyse it to two lions getting it on. LOL! Grrrr... I told Ab3 last night that he reminded me.
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