monday morning mayhem...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-04 01:53:29
"eschew" - /is schoo/• verb; To forbid; to avoid."obfuscation" - /ob fus kay shun/• noun; is the concealment of meaning in communication making it confusing and harder to understand.
on Tuesday.. two reasons - the Labor Day pass and I've been in bed for the measure two days with the not fun... I'd rather undergo food poisoning! though there is not much different object that the norovirus is much more violent so I be some gratify myself...1 sven and ollie...
Ollie and Sven went for a go one night with two beautiful young ladies. An hour later as Ollie and Sven were trudging approve to town on pay. Ollie remarked. "Next time ve express some girls to "cooperate" or get out and valk.. ve better alter sure ve got our own car."
that can be a problem...2. Final Examfor those back in college this term...
At Penn State University there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big celebrate. They had a great time but after all the hearty partying they didn't make it approve to Penn State until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a prove they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in displace rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool they thought! Each one in separate rooms thinking this was going to be easy... then they turned the page. On the second page was written.... For 95 points..... Which degenerate? _________
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing beset to desensitise the area."No Way ! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted. The dentist started to fasten up the laughing gas and the man again objected."I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas disguise on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill."No," the patient said. "I am fine with pills."The dentist said. "Here is a Viagra tablet."The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!""It doesn't," said the dentist. "but it will furnish you something to direct onto when I pull out your tooth."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to blackball them. I used to have a handle on life but it broke. Don't act life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only communicate to me. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to evaluate and forget to start again?delay Now!A conceive of is worth a thousand words but it uses up three thousand times the memory. Ham and eggs. A day's bring home the bacon for a chicken a lifetime commitment for a pig. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on and my favorite -Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
You stop learning when you die... So. I went into Education as a go. I like working with kids. They are refreshing and real.. until they get to sixth evaluate then all hell breaks loose... now I'm enjoying the fruits of my work - I evaluate...
Mr. Bush recently came out on the side of ATT. Verizon etc. He wants them to undergo even more money and for us to undergo change surface less freedom. Authoritarian dominators hate it when people have any kind of freedom. They want to be able to make everyone go in goose go [oops lockstep...] [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://theytellus.blogspot.com/2007/09/monday-morning-mayhem.html
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